Unmissable in size, expression and volume. The only time Steve is quiet is when his headphones are in and he's deep in creative mode- not even the postage delivery guy can get his attention.
Between running the kids to school, doing a load of washing, working on the CA website, cooking a hot lunch and cleaning up after Steve we can only believe that Helena is part Octopus with all her arms on the go. Although she'd rather think of herself as a mermaid.
Higher than a pendant, more restless than a carbon filament, he always has a cartoon bubble over his head with a (led) light bulb in it. At the office everyone is afraid of which new sudden idea he's going to come out with. Someone tried to tie him to a chair with a (textile) cable, but it didn't work.
Mother of two beautiful children, it is impossible to stop her. She's the backbone of our office. Some American Universities are interested in researching the incredible intensity of her voice.
She's the youngest and she's renowned for her obsessive precision. She's determined, always on time and helpful, but don't touch her french customers or she might bite you!
Passionate reader, she came into our office directly from Hogwarts. She uses magic to fill out waybills, whispering “Avada Kedavra!”
Her nickname at the office is “the stalker” due to her investigative abilities on social networks. She works swinging her head at the rhythm of metal music, which she listens to through her giant headphones at an insane volume.
Rome made him a mix between Alberto Sordi's sympathy and Marcello Mastroianni's elegance. He hates when the washing machine makes his pullovers more pink than necessary. Nothing that photoshop can't fix.
He's the boss of uploading. His .csv files to translate are extremely feared. He's the quieter guy at the office, and yet the one with the widest collection of emoticons on Skype. His fueled by bresaola.
There's no technological problem she can't solve. Her creative personality is shown by her being colorful and dynamic. She's considered the “sentinel” of the office, because she checks meticulously everyone's work.
Experience and competence. His explainations on products are worth of Alberto Angela. His Star Wars imperial march ringtone made him comparable to Great Master Yoda, even if he's three times higher.
He juggles lampshades and ceramics, national and international shippings, managing to remain extra informed on the new weekly releases on Netflix. His elegance makes him perfect to become the new Derek Zoolander.
She controls and records everything. She manages to bring order in an office full of messy creative people. She files any document at the speed of light. Obviously, she's extremely feared.
Resourceful and determined, the prolonged contact with our products is transforming him in a fashion designer worthy of the best scandinavian blogs. He's been decorating his home for more then six months, but he hasn't finished yet.
As fit as Diabolik, as determined as Kojack. Constantly eating gumdrops, he deals with the B2B order, listening to The Queens.
Kind and sunny, her fine and delicate hands are a true fighting machine for the assembling of our products. She's getting ready to win the World Guinnes Record for highest number of Snakes assembled in a day.
Closing the highest number of orders is a daily challenge for him. After all, he practices thai-boxing and his favourite food is pizza. He's more reckless than a Mutant Ninja Turtle, and stronger than Hercules.
When he sees our chrome rosettes he imagines to be at his DJ decks and starts trying to make them play, scratching with his fingers. He counts strain relief clamps at the rhythm of People from Ibiza. Made in Wonderland.